hero: plane

okay. just getting ready. the pilot had a heart attack

the co-pilot can't be found

the people in the aisles are screaming

they know the plane's going down

we need a hero

someone to save us

we need a hero to land the plane

we need a hero who's going to do it

we need a hero to save the day

so i jump to my feet and i volunteer

the people on the plane all start to cheer

i get a high-five from a baby

and a hickey from a flight attendant

so i go in the cockpit put the headset on

and grab the main control

then right away i crash the plane

because i don't know what i'm doing

thank you

thank you

thank you. yeah. thank you.