hero: train

adam sandler

we're on a runaway train

the conductor had a meltdown

the people in the dining car

are screaming really

really loud

we need a hero

someone to save us

yeah

we need a hero to bring us through the danger

we need a hero

somebody competent

we need a hero to save the day

yeah

so i put the engineer's hat on the top of my head

the people go fucking crazy

a guy says

you're the man