hey, hey, we're the monks

weird al yankovic

ave ave ave ave

doo-wop

bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

welcome to our abbey

the best in the domain

the order of our father

of perpetual refrain

and we're the monks. hey

hey

we're the monks!. come in if you are weary

there's food if you would dine

plus thirty-one varieties

of sacramental wine

and we're the monks. hey

hey

we're the monks!

bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

i'm the smart one

aah

halleju!

i'm the cute one

aah

boopsedoo!

i'm the shy one

aah

peekaboo!

and i'm the bad boy

but not so bad because i'm a monk

bless you

children

doo doo doo da doo

yip yip yip ye doo

doo doo doo da doo

yip yip

we'll fetch the holy water

and holy soap as well

cause holy guacamole

that one reeks to holy hell

and we're the monks. hey

hey

we're the monks!

hey

hey

we're the. finger-boppin'

never-stoppin'

humble-with-a-cherry-toppin'

monks!

jazz hands!