hi, i'm kelsey

hi! who is this?

hello? is this a message machine?

i gotta go fart! i'm farting

who is this?

i farted

who is this?

that's kelsey

no! hi katelyn. hi katelyn

i'm not katelyn. i'm kelsey

katelyn?

not to you i'm kelsey

hi kelsey. you sound like katelyn

i'm not. i'm kelsey

then talk in your regular voice

no

i'm wondering where you are

where am i?

in mom and dad's room

oh yes i am! it smells in here because i farted

okay

i'm leaving

okay bye! hello!

i farted again. i fucked it

hello?

hello. hello. hello. hello

who you calling?

pineapple

kelsey

you still on the phone?

yup

stay on

stay on?