high school party (girl)

Singer:bo burnham

high school party

senior year

boys and girls are all sippin' on beer

i like soda

where's the soda? am i the only fucking person here that likes soda?

i see her from across the crowd

i said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud

you're really drunk and you're lookin' sad. it's like a date rape ad

girl

then we start to dance and

girl

baby this is romance

girl

i'm startin' to grow down below

shit

why did i wear sweat pants?

girl

you're body's like what conjunction junction

that's a fine ass

butt

i'm like a cashew in a lollipop

just keep suckin' till you get to the nut

and i said let's rob an asian kitchen

or stroll down the block

either way girl

we're takin' a wok

you're gonna love me the way my uncle did

except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it

be a guillotine or my girl instead

either way you're givin' me head

i'm gonna love you

baby the right way

shorty with a body lookin' hotty when i say girl

when i say girl

we go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

why's it called dry humping

if i always need a towel after?

you spread your naked legs and i see that wound that never healed

even though you're yellin' for me

i can tell your lips are sealed

we're both aware of my erection

you ask if i have protection

i say: well no