since 1980 life has been no fun
i left my family for the secretary
her name is yuko she is 22
she and my daughter were best friends in high school
they say i'm crazy and it's temporary
but i refuse to rot like my contemporaries
last night she dressed me up in hip hop pants
the phat g-stylin rides below your ass
she wants to show me to her mom and dad
i told her i would not be down with that
cuz lately i can feel the years between us
i hope to god my friends at work don't see us
tonight she asked me if i've ever seen jesus
cuz she had backstage passes for three of us
so now she's gone and broke my heart goddamn her
turns out she's been fucking this drum programmer
she likes his rock start glamour
well she's an infant! he can damn well have her!