history's greatest assholes

i got a new drum set

i'm testing it out

look what i can do mom - yo!

so people always remember the good guys

but

what about the villains?

i-i-i've compiled a list of my favorite ones

in rap form

for you

here we go

the greatest assholes

in more or less chronological order

here's a list of famous assholes

let's start with this dude

named cain - he killed his brother

and that was just rude

brutus & cassius were jerks

just a little

nero was no hero; rome burned he played the fiddle

caligula could give you a night to remember

genghis khan might tie you up

might lacerate your member

and when it came to ballers there was vlad the impaler

he'd run a stake up through you out your mouth to make you holla

it's no mystery

history remembers

pirates pillaging

and villagers dismembered

vikings on a quest in their dragon-shaped boats

runnin up on castles

jumpin over moats

christopher columbus rolled up with a fungus

pizarro and cortes made the natives all say um this