hit me with a rock
Singer:weird al yankovic
and my mother would call my name
she'd say i had to be in the house by seven
but i'd stay out late at night
and when i'd finally get back in
she'd sit me on her knees and whip me
she'd whip me with a rock
and when i was grown to be a man
the minute the boss would call my name
and say i had to be in the office by seven
and when i'd finally get back in
he'd tie me to a chair and whip me
oh he'd hit me with a rock
when i was grown to be president
the minute the congress'd call my name
and said some papers had to be signed by thursday
and the second that i'd get back home
with leather and chains they'd whip me
they'd hit me with a rock
they'd whip me with a rock
they'd hit me. they'd hit me