a christmas duel

i bought no gifts this year

and i slept with your sister

i know i should have thought twice

before i kissed her

but with the year we had last

and the dress that she wore

i just went along for the ride

and i came back for more

and i'm sorry baby. that's all ok honey cause see. i bought no tree this year

and i slept with your brother

i wrecked your daddy's car

and went down on your mother. i set your record collection on fire

and said i never knew

felt kind of bad about that

and i know you did too

]

so whatever you say

it's all fine by me

who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree

cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad

it'll cover the filth

we should both just be glad

]

and spend this christmas together

i married you last year

bet you thought i was sober

right?

but i was drunk as a skunk and i made a mistake

this could all have been over

ah honey please don't

excuse your behaviour

cause i hired a hitman and changed your will

it's now all in my favour

]

so whatever you say

it's all fine by me

who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree

cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad

it'll cover the filth

we should both just be glad

]

and spend this christmas together

holding on without any reason

cause something's strong this holiday season

]

so whatever you say

it's all fine by me

and who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree

cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad

it'll cover the filth

we should both just be glad

]

and spend this christmas together