had a boy named sammy sosa
he had a lot of chips but ain't gonna cost you
he was more of an impostor
it was better till i snapped like a lobster
but then i met nico from puerto rico
really wanna think about that
oh boy you had me at hola hola
'cause you were hotter than a jalapeno
you don't gotta even try to make me laugh
now you're speaking my language
and you don't really gotta explain it
i know you wanna wanna hola hola