hold my beer

oh

dearly beloved

we are gathered up in here today

to join in holy monogamony

this dear feller

and this ol' gal he brought with him

the weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed

the lovebirds were dressed in white and black

the preacher turned to the groom and asked

him to slip the ring on her left hand

he turned to his best man

and said

hold my beer"