i go to dr. dorfman. he totally messes up my nose job
i ask him to make me look like gwyneth paltrow
i get off the surgery table looking like freakin' shrek!
she came to l.a. with big dreams
she wanted us to buy some mixed drinks
the bitch thinks not a drop of her shit stinks
what would you do for a role on a hit show?
let both of your tits show?
i'll give you his name and number for felatio
flipping through people's magazine
critiquing celebrities and their inadequacies
she puffs a cigarette for lunch
and then goes tanning at 3
she's getting acting jobs sleeping with her manager steve
she goes to auditions hoping that she really gets that spot
but she doesn't so she drowns her sorrows in wheat grass shots
goes to motivational seminars
and bars with big name stars
using her daddy's credit card
thinking she's living large
reality is she ain't got a quarter to her name
you should just forfeit out the game
give up your acting career and go back to your parent's house
or put out a few sex tapes that nobody will hear about
she came to l.a. with big dreams
she wanted us to buy some mixed drinks
the bitch thinks not a drop of her shit stinks
what would you do to walk on the red carpet?
jerk off the security guard that guards it?
she came to c.a. to be made
but ended up in a 3-way just to get a job as a p.a
celebrety fashion she's steadily trying to duplicate
dressin' like a hilton but she's staying at the super-rate
got the sides of 'em ripplin'
you can see multiple scalpel wounds in her nipple skin
she be trippin' when she don't get the part
but it isn't in her art to be knowing the art
she never acted in her life she was hoping to start from the top