hollywood reality

welcome to the real world

where tinseltown meets jersey shore and

everyone's a housewife

survivor or a bachelor

go and meet the girls next door

keep up with all the k's

pimp your ride and pimp your life

for this amazing race

super sweet sixteen and pregnant

fired off of the apprentice

everything is entertainment here

it's a hollywood reality

a la la land of fake believe

scripted for the big screen

living in your tv

a hollywood reality

an ocean of celebrity

nothing here is really what it seems

so you think you can dance

or you're an idol who can sing

here average joe's have got a chance

and biggest losers win

come enjoy the simple life

and hang out in the hills

make a million

find a wife

come on and get your thrills

toddlers wearing gold tiaras

searching for a piece of stardom

everything is entertainment here

you can be a supernanny

make the band and win a grammy

'cause everything is entertainment here