hollywood welcoming committee

may i come in?

who are you?

i am the hollywood welcoming committee. may i sit down?

blatant attempt

i must say

by those who desire you to stay

knowing that you've a weakness for the girls

so mr. bergman

mr. b

how 'bout a cup of herbal tea

you've had a stressful day

time to unwind

so unwind

no

let us talk not of films but of your life in bev'ly hills

and of your freedom to get all things right

never a compromise for you

budgets for what you want to do

crews that can read your mind and work all night

work all night

tell me how best to make my case

any ol' way or face to face

i can persuade you given enough time

so mr. bergman

mr. b

you haven't touched your herbal tea

here

let me help you

you need to unwind

to feel fine. to feel fine.