hoola hoop
kris kristofferson
somewhere in the hiearchies mr big picks up his horn
floats a note down to the lowlands and another star is born
then he turns another billion and he deals a little porn
hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop
i ain't never been to art school but i kinda like picasso
all his women look egyptian but then what the hell do i know
he's a no 1 attraction like a bottle to a wino
you could say he was a hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop
if you're bound to be a big star then you better do it right
got to get yourself an agent and a healthy appetite
for some overpaid attention and a lot of neaon lights
that right and you can be a hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop
somewhere in the hiearchies.