tomorrow's a big day. your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. baby sister
that's right
baby sister. baby sister
so
uh
i think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around your new baby sister. safety rules
okay
rule number one: always wash your hands before touching the baby. wash hands
do you know why?
no
well
because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. germs make baby sick
that's right
that's right
ryan. germs make baby sick. germs make the baby sick
okay
rule number two. more rules
don't feed the baby anything. don't feed the baby. that's right. why?
well
because the baby needs to eat special baby food. why?
oh.well
other food is bad for the baby. other food bad for the baby
that's right
good. now
rule number three. more rules
never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby. water bad for the baby
well
not all water
just hot water
yes
cause hot water will burn the baby. i don't understand
daddy
okay
see this glass of water that i'm drinking?
yes
well
this water is okay for the baby. yes
here
touch the glass. yes
see
it's nice and cool. yes
now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. hot water burn baby?
yes
hot water burn baby. hot water burn baby
yes
yes
hot water burn baby. hot water burn your baby
yes. baby can't go in swimming pool?
oh no
the swimming pool is okay. swimming pool water is cool. yes
that's alright. yes
but the jacuzzi is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. hot water burn the baby
yes. hot water burn the baby
yes. now say you made a cup of tea
would you take that near the baby?
yea
baby like tea
no ryan
uh
i don't think you get it yet. baby no like tea?
well
i'm sure the baby will like tea
but what do you make tea with?
hot water
right
and what did we say about hot water?
oh
hot water burn baby
yes
hot water burn baby!
hot water burn baby!
that's right so no tea near the baby. hot water burn baby
yes. baby no take bath?
no
bath water is warm. warm is okay. yes
hot is bad. yes.hot water burn baby
yes
hot water burn baby. hot water burn baby
i think you're gettin' it!
hot water burn baby
that's right
ryan. hot water burn baby
now don't you ever forget that!
30 year later!
hey
ryan
what are you doing out there?
just watchin' the discovery channel. well
dinner's gonna be ready in about five minutes. aw
great baby
aight
i'll be in in a few momentos. lemme just wind down. okay
honey!
yeah. the villagers of pasquan
pasquan
have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community. unfortunately
the death rate from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. my god. that explains the pasquan's low population. yeah
it does. on the first full moon of autumn
all the pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin
deerskin.which have been passed along from generation to generation. that's nice. the entire pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of chin-chara. ya-yara
each pasquanian baby is then passed
hand to hand
around the circle. wow.four times. four times. once for the sun
hmm.once for the moon
the moon.once for the earth
the earth.and once for the wind. the wind
too. when the babies arrive back in their mother's hands
they are marched
in procession
to the pasquanian natural hot springs. what?
where the ceremonial purification will be completed. what are you saying here?
as we watch
the mothers take their progeny out of the deerskin shells. no.and dunk them into the steaming water. no! no! hot water burn baby! hot water burn baby!
that's right
ryan. hot water burn baby. hot water burn baby!
ryan! what's going on out there? are you okay?
hot water burn baby!
hot water burn most definitely burn baby. hot water burn baby!