how old are you?

how old are you - tell me what's your story?

how are old are you - tell me when did you start?

are you in it for the money and the glory?

do you still have the brains

the guts

and the heart?

when you were younger you were so much better

when you were younger you were really hot

hey

but now you're much older and you're you're colder than ever

why won't you hang it up

why won't you stop?

how old are you?

how 'bout some facts and figures

how old are you?

how about a little background

is it true you call back people niggers?

how come you're always clownin' around?

how come you don't try to write a novel?

how come you don't try to write a play?

isn't it time you died or retired?

why the hell won't you just go away?

how old are you?

are you crazy?

how old are you?

are you really a drunk?

are you better - have you grown lazy?

were you embarrassed about dead skunk"?