hurt feelings

some people say that rappers don't have feelings

we have feelings

some people say that we are not rappers

that hurts our feelings

some people say that rappers are invincible

we're vincible

what you are about to hear are true stories

autobiographical raps

things that happened to us

all true

bring the rhyme

i make a meal for my friends

try to make it delicious

try to keep it nutritious

create wonderful dishes

not one of them thinks about the way i feel

nobody compliments the meal

i got hurt feelings

i got hurt feelings

i feel like a prize asshole

no one even mentions my casserole

i got hurt feelings

i got hurt feelings

you coulda said something nice about my profiteroles

here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye

i was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive

but every suit i tried is too big around the thighs

and the assistant suggested i try a ladies' size

i got hurt feelings

i got hurt feelings

i'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit i'm a man

i got hurt feelings

i got hurt feelings

get me a small man's wetsuit

please

it's my birthday

2003

waitin' for a call from my family

they forgot about me

i got hurt feelings

i got hurt feelings

the day after my birthday is not my birthday

mum

i call my friends and say

let's go into town