Singer:nofx
mascara hides the sleepless nights
years of abuse
the downs and highs
a lonely drunk staggers on stage
weathered and worn
battered and broken
i feel my age
like a puppet on strings
look he strums and he sings
i feel like a cartoon
i'm alone on the stage
i'm the man on the moon
i'm the deer in the headlights
i'm the fish in the bowl
i'm on automatic pilot
i am remote controlled
just a second guitarist
playing on the 3rd string
i'm the disclaimer
i'm a walking routine
i'm happily a cog
stand me up
plug me in
like a robot i play all the songs
with a grin
i am eric melvin