i'll bet he was cool

you know every once in a while

i shoot the breeze i spend my time

i talk about silly things

i like to talk about jesus christ

cos i wonder what would happen if he passed you by

would you be scared?

would you believe in him?

would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?

well

i bet he'd be cool

i bet he be damn good looking

i bet that he smelt divine

i'm not talking about calvin klein's obsession

just one of those people smell good all the time

there's no reason why

what would he wear

would he wear tommy hilfiger?

or prefer urban outfitted?

i don't think so

well

i bet he liked gaultier

but you'd never find him in it

i bet he liked gaultier

lord i need your protection spend some time in my direction

i need your protection spend some time in my direction

i need your protection spend some time in my direction

you know every once and a while

i shoot the breeze i spend my time

i talk about silly things

and tonight i'd like to talk to you about jesus christ

'cos i wonder how we'd deal if he just passed you by

i bet he'd be a star

i bet my star wars figures he would be a movie star

a quentin tarantino next-big-thing

prima donna

then he'd appear on oprah

but you know what? i don't think so

could you imagine him hanging piccadilly circus

time square

the walk of fame

at christie's he could easily become a regular

d'you know what? i don't think so

i bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that

lord i need your protection spend some time in my direction

i need your protection spend some time in my direction

i need your protection spend some time in my direction

some people have just got it

you know like standing next to elvis presley

well then multiply that feeling by 1 million and you know

what i'm talking about

well i'll bet he was cool

man i bet that cat was so damn good looking