i'll get even with steven (steve is tender)

steve is tender steve is sweet

she'll never let him go

steven made her life complete

that's why i hate him so

would she ever really understand

i came to durham all the way from sunderland

when i got there i could not believe

she'd gone with that trendy creep called steve

how could she forsake me and see this puff

is it coz of me she's had enough

everytime i rang she was not there

i'm sorry but she's out

she's out with steve again somewhere!

she's in love with steven

steven

gonna get even

gonna get steven

then she won't love steven

steven

gonna get eve

gonna get steve

are she and steve really in love like she says they are

or is it just because steven's dad lends him the car

or is it coz i'm ugly and steven's not

or does he have something that i haven't got

i'm gonna make him black and blue

i'm gonna kick his head in

he won't know what to do