i'm just a teenage mutant, ninja

my name's raphael

i live down in the sewer

it stinks like hell

from all of the number 2

our leader's a rat

he makes us wear hats

so no one will know who i am

and no one will give a damn about me

'cause i'm just a teenage mutant

ninja

yeah

i'm just a teenage mutant

ninja

eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me

ooh

righteous! radical! bossa nova! hail hitler!

what? w-what? dude

not cool! c'mon

man!

the shredder's a dick

he makes kids drop out of school

and steal lots of shit

'cause they think that crime is cool

april's kind of hot

she's on 5 o'clock

but she doesn't know who i am

and she'll never give that ass up to me

'cause i'm just a teenage mutant

ninja

yeah

i'm just a teenage mutant

ninja

eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me

ooh

oh yeah

cowabunga!

no

we don't run from the foot clansmen

oh yeah

fuck them!

we're heroes in a fucking half shell

man

i'm feeling great

we finally killed shredder off

wait

look

this is gay

he's bigger and more pissed off

we'd all gonna die

kiss your ass goodbye

but my ass is under a shell

and what's shredder tryna tell us now?

i got some bitches inside with weed and pizza

come and get high with me

my nigga

i'm just a teenage mutant ninja like you

ooh

oh yeah

cowabunga!

no

we don't run from the foot clansmen

oh yeah

fuck them!

we're heroes in a fucking half shell

so

uh. how does wearing a hat hide the fact that i'm a turtle?