i'm really white, dude

i'm wearin' birkenstocks

sippin' on some kombucha

i'm standing on the dock in santa monica

i'm wearing a wristband that says go vegan in tibet

i only eat organic stress-free grass-feed foods

yoga

great time

joggin'

hiking

fishing

these kale chips are so damn addicting

i'm making friends with all different cultures

but i gotta tell you bro

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

w/ my tofu & my chai tea

greek yogurt top

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

do you want to

play frisbee

do you want some juice?

bro

what should we get for lunch?

could go anywhere

let's hit the taco truck

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

do you want to

get sushi?

we could watch the news

i do my laundry every day

with my gluten-free detergent

all i wanna do

is take my vitamins

stop off at trader joe

in a tank top and lulumelons

sun dried veggie chips

yeah i brought my own bag

trail mix

paddle

boarding

watching simpsons

i'm taking selfies

co-existing

can't wait for the

film foreign festival

but i gotta tell you bro

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

do you want soup?

peet's coffee is open at 2

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

i got a nice vest and a beanie

seersucker suit

bro

what should we get for brunch?

let's go get quinoa with extra sea salt

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

no thank you

i quit smoking

it's bad for you

i'm dressing up my cat like tyler steven

my dog loves breaking bad and he's also vegan

we're out of almond flour

dinner party's in an hour

man

what would ghandi do?

he'd drive quickly to whole foods

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

i got a ipad

i hang with my dad

sometimes mom comes too

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

and i longboard

and i skateboard

eat superfood

bro

what should we get for lunch?

let's go anywhere

c'mon you decide

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

no not thai

we had it last time

let's try something new

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

and i'm a coder

and i'm a gamer

and i'm a dj too

i'm really

really

really

really

really

really white dude

how are you?

do you want cheese?

i saved some for you