i'm so good at yoga

we are in a yoga class

now is the time to let your mind go blank

and focus instead on how awesome

the yoga teacher is

look at me

look at me

i'm so good at yoga

look at me

look at me

i'm so good at yoga

exhale on another sigh. rebecca sucks. i do shit with my body

that no human should be able to do

like putting my face behind my knees

turning my hand into a shoe

as the morning sun kisses a lotus

i kiss my own pussy

can you do that?

greet each day

namaste

fuck you

you're fat

look at me

look at me

i'm so good at yoga

look at me

look at me

i'm so good at yoga

look at her

look at her

look at her

look at her

i'm so much better than you

i'm not afraid to get tattoos

and they are all in sanskrit

anal doesn't hurt at all

most times i prefer it

that's what this tattoo says. look at her

look at her

i'm so good at yoga

look at her

look at her

i cum vaginally

look at her

look at her

i'm not afraid of clowns and trains

look at her

look at her

my father didn't leave me

nyah

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i'm so good at yoga

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