i am a cider drinker

when the moon shines

on the cow shed

and we're rollin' in the hay

all the cows are out there grazing

and the milk is on its way. i am a cider drinker

i drinks it all of the day

i am a cider drinker

it soothes all me troubles away

oh arr oh arr aay

oh arr oh arr aay. it's so cozy in the kitchen

with the smell of rabbit stew

when the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard

you can smell the cow sheds too. when those combine wheels stops turning

and a hard day's work is done

there's a pub around the corner

it's the place we have our fun. i am a cider drinker

i drinks it all of the day

i am a cider drinker

it soothes all me troubles away

oh arr oh arr aay

oh arr oh arr aay. now dear old mabel

when she's able

we take a stroll down lover's lane

and we'll sink a pint of scrumpy

then we'll play old nature's game. (ha ha ha!

oo arr!)

but we end up in the duck pond

when the pub is sized to close

with me breeches full o' tadpoles

and the newts between me toes. i am a cider drinker

i drinks it all of the day

i am a cider drinker

it soothes all me troubles away

oh arr oh arr aay

oh arr oh arr aay. (come on everyone

get up 'ere then!

ha ha!)

i am a cider drinker

i drinks it all of the day

i am a cider drinker

it soothes all me troubles away

oh arr oh arr aay

oh arr oh arr aay

oh arr oh arr aay

oh arr oh arr aay. let cider be the spice of life!