i am a thoughtful guy

i am a thoughtful guy. i think about a lot of things. i am a thoughtful guy. i think a lot of thoughts; about a lot of things. i think about space and the vastness of it. i think about cake and how much i love it. i think about if wal mart is good or evil

i think tattoos are cool on other people. i think about the unexplored depths of the ocean. i think about the difference in ointment and lotion. i think about if i should wax my back. i think a handful of nuts is a healthy snack. i am a thoughtful guy. right now

i'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body. it's like i'm a mothership. a 100% male mothership. i think about how i could get on the local news

if i strolled into a mcdonald's and stripped down nude. i think about a hot dog while i'm eating it. but then i pause 'cause i'm thinking about its ingredients. i think about the first guy who ever shaved. and how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?

i think about if a friend was choking on ice. just be patient" would be the best advice. i think about that moment when i'm drifting off to sleep