i brake for brunettes

well i brake for brunettes

blondes in corvettes

redheads that stop on a dime

now the way i drive

it's a wonder that i ever get anywhere on time

so don't tailgate my pickup truck

or you might just wind up in a wreck

now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

but i brake for brunettes

i let firestone put me some new tires on

just a few weeks ago

but man i swear

that wear and tear is already starting to show

well i oughta just whistle and yell

but man i can't help myself

'cause i brake for brunettes

blondes in corvettes

redheads that stop on a dime

now the way i drive

it's a wonder that i ever get anywhere on time

so don't tailgate my pickup truck

or you might just wind up in a wreck

now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

but i brake for brunettes

see my big skid marks by the wave pool park

and judy's beauty salon

lord i tore up the street in front of betty's boutique

where they come out with mini skirts on

well i know i'm gonna wear out my tread

down by tina's tanning bed

'cause i brake for brunettes

blondes in corvettes

redheads that stop on a dime

now the way i drive

it's a wonder that i ever get anywhere on time

so don't tailgate my pickup truck

or you might just wind up in a wreck

now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

but i brake for brunettes

i brake for brunettes

man i brake for brunettes