i can't wait to get off work (and see my baby on montgomery avenue)

i don't mind working

'cause i used to be jerking off most of my time in bars

i've been a cabbie and a stock clerk and a soda-fountain jock-jerk

and a manic mechanic on cars. it's nice work if you can get it

now who the hell said it?

i got money to spend on my gal

but the work never stops

and i'll be busting my chops

working for joe and sal. and i can't wait to get off work and see my baby

she said she'd leave the porch light on for me. i'm disheveled and i'm disdainful and i'm distracted and it's painful

but this job sweeping up here is gainfully employing me tonight. well tom