i can't watch this

i can't watch this. i can't watch this

i can't watch this. i can't watch this

my my my my tv makes me so bored

makes me say

oh my lord

what is this garbage here?

wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

it sucks

and that's no lie

it's about as much fun as watching paint dry

lowers my iq one notch

and that's the reason why

uh

i can't watch

i told you homeboy. i can't watch this

yeah

nothin' but trash and you know. i can't watch this

poke out my eyes

man. i can't watch this

yo

gimme that remote control. i can't watch this

talkin' 'bout sick shows

of america's funniest home videos

i can't believe my eyes

when i see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

somebody's poor old mom

falls down off the roof

lands right on the lawn

face first on a rake

i hear they've got it on the seventeenth take

that's funny as a kick in the crotch

and that kind of show

uh

i can't watch

yo

i told you. i can't watch this

change the channel now

man. i can't watch this

yo

pass the tv guide here

sucker. i can't watch this

cosby show and rosanne

think i've taken 'bout as much as i can

judge wopner

oh my

you gotta be rainman to like this guy

thirtysomething is alright

if you like hearing yuppies whining all night

can't stand twin peaks

wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks

those siskel & ebert bums

ought to go home and sit on their thumbs

that's word because you know. i can't watch this

i can't watch this

break it down!

here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast

-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me

-because-i'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insane!

stop! prime time!

i'm pretty sure i'll be sick

if i have to watch another stupid pet trick

or that guy with the real flat hair

that goes woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air