i do for you

i don't take phone calls when i'm fishing

i don't do weddings and i don't do dishes

i'm not gonna sit in the front pew

i don't go to the mall on saturday

i never felt the call to spend my time that way

but i proudly say i do for you

get a real job

move across town

stop at one beer

grow up and settle down

ain't it strange how all the things i'd never do

i do for you

i ain't the kind of guy who'd take a week off

drive up the coast just to watch some leaves fall

or spend money on a hot tub hotel room

i never thought i'd go for candles by the bathtub

roses on the bed or a thirty-minute back rub

but i proudly say i do for you

get a real job

move across town

stop at one beer

grow up and settle down

ain't it strange how all the things i'd never do

i do for you

trim my beard up

put a suit on

pick a preacher

pick a love song

never thought i'd see the day i'd say i do"