i don't wanna live forever parody

thanks to taylor swift

i just got my biggest hit

since pillow talk

i'm bout to sing falsetto

time to sound like i don't have balls

hey there

zayny

are you crazy?

shut up!

i got a great idea

i miss harry

i bet you miss perrie

i know how we can get them back

we say we can't live

without them

and we'll die if they're not by our sides

do you mean like a threat?

exactly

we'll tell them we'll commit suicide

if they don't come back home

no no no no

we wouldn't really do it we'd lie

i don't want her back though

i text-dumped her don't you know?

well you better help me or else i

won't do this cameo

zayn and i have decided

if you don't come back we'll kill ourselves

and when we die our blood will be on your hands

taylor

what the hell?

hey there

harry

this is scary

do you mean that text?

yeah

it's insane

taylor's a psycho

but we still have to go

why?

zayn's still in love with me

zayn

we can get back together

so there's no need to blow out your brains

oh

harry

you showed up!

whatever

what's wrong

it's just a trick

shut up

zayn!

these guns are just for show

screw this

i am gonna go

taylor

you are sick and deranged!

nobody's going home!

she's the devil

yeah

i know

time to murder all of you

wait!

i can't lie anymore

i still love you

no

you don't

i swear i do that's why i say

that you and i should both

take poison so we can go

live in hell together

okay!

here i got poison

whoa

well

go on

drink it let's go!

he's gonna die

he'll be okay

her mouth starting to foam!

how are you still fine?

don't know

yours is still full

uh oh