i don't want to get married

why don't you lay with me?

no

i can't do that

why don't you touch me man?

no

i can't do that

sit down on my big brass bed

oh i must do that

i know you fancy me

i may do that

i don't want to get married

it's too expensive

i don't want to get married

can't stand her relatives

i don't want to get married

i have no motor car

i don't want to get married

i have no furniture

why don't you call me up?

no i can't do that

why don't you ask me out?

i can't do that

come around and meet my mum

i may do that

she has some special rum

ooo i may do that

i don't want to get married

i love my motorbike

i don't want to get married

i'm learning bagpipe

i don't want to get married

i can't afford it

i don't want to get married

she lives in shoreditch

give up that football team

i'll never do that

stop going down the pub

you most be joking i'll never do that

have you no future plan

why would i do that

are you a gay man?

i've not tried that

i don't want to get married

i love my cat and dog

i don't want to get married

i think i'll write a blog

i don't want to get married

it's not in my dna

i don't want to get married

i am only forty-eight