i feel like shit

well i fell asleep in my jeans again

sun drilling a hole in my aching head

can't find the keys to my damn car

and i'm scared to check my credit card

but i made it to my house so it could be worse

i cross my heart

i'll never drink again

just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends

time after time i never seem to learn

after fifteen shots of jameson the morning always hurts

i feel like shit

i was only going out for one

then you showed up and it all went wrong

and we got to talking

they got to pouring

and we shut her down at three in the morning

save the stories

i don't wanna know

i cross my heart

i'll never drink again

just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends

time after time i keep on coming back

there's a train inside my cranium and it's running off the tracks

i feel like shit

oh no

i see your name as my phone starts to ring

oh whoa

it's happy hour at margaritaville

i know i said i wouldn't but just for one i will

i cross my heart

ain't staying out for long

go on

make mine a double

feels like i'm living in a song

my oh my

tequila and a lime

i swear i've read this book before a few too many times

and i'm feeling pretty good right now but i know come morning time

i'll feel like shit

like shit