i happen to like cats

it's saturday night

what could be better

than crocheting cat names all over my sweater

i've never been a dog kind of guy

chasing their tails

scratching themselves

and barking all night

yeah

my best friends

are at my house

purring around

clawing my couch

right meow

i happen to like cats

the ones with the blue eyes

even the green eyes

yeah

i happen to like cats

give me a feline over a canine

they've got nine lives

who needs a spouse

when you've got pussy cats all over the house

milo and sprinkles

snowball and mr. dingles

yeah

as a matter of fact

i happen to like cats!

ever wonder how

just one flea

could turn into the whole damn house needing cortizone cream

that's okay

i happen to like cats

the ones with the blue eyes

even the green eyes

yeah

i happen to like cats

give me a feline over a canine

they've got nine lives

who needs a spouse

when you've got pussy cats all over the house

oscar and charlie

coco

chloe

max and marley

yeah

as a matter of fact

i happen to like cats

meow

it's saturday night

what could be better

than crocheting cat names all over my sweater