i hate music

new york has the rhythm

l.a. has the rhythm

detroit has the rhythm

paris has the rhythm

miami has the rhythm

seattle has the rhythm

hong kong has the rhythm

and london has the rhythm

atlanta has the rhythm

chicago has the rhythm

honolulu has the rhythm

portland has the rhythm

phoenix has the rhythm

dallas has the rhythm

shanghai has the rhythm

and dublin has the rhythm

denver has the rhythm

toronto has the rhythm

eugene has the rhythm

berlin has the rhythm

cambridge has the rhythm

new delhi has the rhythm

beijing has the rhythm

and austin has the rhythm

st. paul has the rhythm

las vegas has the rhythm

sydney has the rhythm

des moines has the rhythm

i've got the rhythm

you've got the rhythm

we've got the rhythm

yes we've got the rhythm

what's that lousy sound i hear?

it could only be one thing and that is music

don't let that music get to you

first it takes your mind and then your soul

copper strings and bows comprised of horsehair

don't let that music. i hate music

i hate music

i hate music

octaves will rise

higher and higher

until they break my heart in two

singers will sing

making my head ring

i admit

that only the angels

yes

only the angels heralding the trumpets of doom

can make music sweet enough for me to hear

yes

i admit

what's that lousy sound i hear?

it could only be one thing and that is music

don't let that music get to you

first it takes your mind and then your soul

copper strings and bows comprised of horsehair

don't let that music.