i just had sex

sometimes

something beautiful happens

in this world

you don't know how to

express yourself so

you just gotta sing

i just had sex

and it felt so good

a woman let me put

my penis inside of her

i just had sex

and i'll never go back

to the not-having-sex

ways of the past

have you ever had sex?

i have it felt great

it felt so good

when i did it with my penis

a girl let me do it

it literally just happened

having sex can make a nice

man out of the meanest

never guess where i just came from

i had sex

if i had to describe the feeling

it was the best

when i had the sex

man my penis felt great

and i called my parents

right after i was done

oh hey

didn't see you there

guess what i just did?

had sex

undressed

saw her boobies and the rest

was sure nice of her to let you

do that thing

nice of any girl ever

now sing

i just had sex

and it felt so good

a woman let me put

my penis inside of her

i wanna tell the world

to be honest i'm surprised

she even wanted me to do it

doesn't really make sense

but man

screw it

i ain't one to argue

with a good thing

she could be my wife

that good?

the best 30 seconds of my life

i'm so humbled by a girls ability

to let me do her

cuz honestly i'd have sex

with a pile of manure

with that in mind

the soft

nice smelling girls better

cuz she let me wear

my chain and turtle neck sweater

so this one's dedicated to them girls

that let us flop around on top of them

if you're near or far

whether short or tall

we wanna thank you all

for letting us fuck you

she kept looking at her watch

but i cried the whole time

i think she might've been a racist

she put a bag on my head

i just had sex

and all my dreams came true

so if you had sex in the last

30 minutes then you're qualified

to sing with me

i just had sex

and it felt so good

a woman let me put

my penis inside of her

i just had sex

and i'll never go back

to the not-having-sex

ways of the past