in some of my songs i have casually mentioned
the fact that i like to drink beer
this little song is more to the point
roll out the barrel and lend me your ears
it makes me a jolly good fellow
it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
vodka puts my mouth in gear
this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
my wife often frowns when we're out on the town
and i'm wearing a suit and a tie
she's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth
when i yell as the waiter goes by
it makes me a jolly good fellow
it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
vodka puts my mouth in gear
this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
and i went to a place so sublime
the water was clear and tasted like beer
then they turned it all into wine
it makes me a jolly good fellow
it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
and vodka puts my mouth in gear
this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer