i love america

i love that mountain with those four big heads

i love velveeta slapped on wonder bread

i love a commie. if'n he's good and dead

yup

i love america

i love old glory and homemade pie

i think them ruskies should be sterilized

i love my chicken kentucky fried. finger lickin' good!

hey there

this is a.b. cooper from

cooper's carnival of clean and classic cars

it's our fourth of july. sale. here at cooper's carnival of clean and classic cars

at the corner of collins and commerce

i've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy

at prices even you can afford

so come on down and say hello to me

and granny

and bring the kids to meet my snake

i say

bye"