i love college

(cause i ain't goin out like a sucker

no way

i'm nice right now

i

i feel good

if you have a drink

would you please put it in the air)

that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it

i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

drink my beer and smoke my weed

but my good friends is all i need

pass out at three

wake up at 10

go out to eat

then do it again

man i love college. i wanna go to college for the rest of my life

sip banker's club

and drink miller lite

on thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice

and i can get pizza a dollar a slice

so fill up my cup

lets get fucked up

i'm next on the table

who want what?

i am champion

at beer pong

allen iverson hakeem olajuwon

don't even bounce

not in my house

better hope you make it otherwise you naked

time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

woke up today and all i could say is

um

that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it

i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

drink my beer and smoke my weed

but my good friends is all i need

pass out at three wake up at 10

go out to eat

then do it again

man i love college

and i love drinking

and i love women

man i love college

i can't tell you what i learned from school

but i could tell you a story or two

um

yeah of course i learned some rules

like don't pass out with your shoes on

and don't leave the house till the booze gone

and don't have sex if she's too gone

when it comes to condoms

put two on

and tomorrow night

find a new joint

hold the beer bong

nothing wrong with some fun

even if we did get a little bit too drunk

time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

woke up today and all i can say is

that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it

i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

drink my beer and smoke my weed

but my good friends is all i need

pass out at three wake up at 10

go out to eat

then do it again

man i love college

and i love drinking

and i love women

i love college

now

if everybody would please put their drink

as high as they can

as high as they can

and repeat after me: chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug

freshman freshman freshman freshman

do something crazy! do something crazy! do something crazy! do something crazy!

keg stand keg stand keg stand keg stand

that party last night

that party last night

alright everybody

i gotta head back to class for a little bit

that party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it

i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

drink my beer and smoke my weed

but my good friends is all i need

pass out at three wake up at 10

go out to eat

then do it again

man i love college

i love college

do i really have to graduate or can i just stay here for the rest of my life?