i love college (remix)
Singer:chris webby
asher roth ain't the only college boy on this rappin' shit
that party last night was awful nuts bro
but i took a xanny and shots of soco so it's whatever
roll my blunts and pop my e
now chug that 40 just like me
then do it again tonight drinks on me
i love college even more than asher
different chick every other night
somehow pass class and twist blunts after
i'm hofstra's top dog and home-court rapper
don't need a reminder to party every day
'cause i'm an alcoholic i'll remember anyway
motherfuck a drinkin' age
walk into the liquor store pull my wallet out to pay
clerk tellin' me i'm not who i say i be
even though it says i'm spanish on my fake id
gee. they say drugs make you dumb but i don't think they do
when i wake up's the only time i'm sober enough
to do homework unless i'm hung over as fuck
but still there ain't a teacher that can hold me
go to class blunted lookin somethin' like spicoli
or i'll just pull a ferris bueller skip the whole day
i'm just here for the partyin' i hope that's okay
but there's no way i'll stop because this sophomore's a monsta
even though i'll end up doin' six years at hofstra
sippin' on my beer with the mic
knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life
i'm a flip cup phenomenon
hit all ten in a row with my fuckin' eyes closed
a little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist
have you chuggin' every second while i'm sippin' my shit
dutch master always full of some ridiculous piff
that got me twisted like a licorice stick
why the fuck would i ever leave
they're gonna have to drag my ass the fuck out of here