i miss america

i think i rather be in new york city

where at least the cabbies notice you

i think i rather be in california

where no one notices anyone

but i miss america. i think i'd rather be in delhi

india

maybe i'd look good in a saari

i think i'd be australia

i'd just wear lots of sun-creen

i miss america

i miss america

i miss america

i miss america. i think i'd rather be in pensacola

even in the florida hurricanes

i think i'd rather be in ponca city

oklahoma is ok!"