i never met a wolf who didn't love to howl

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when you are born with sex appeal

in a forest called hollywood

you'll find more wolves at your backdoor

than that little red riding hood. now she and her little old gramma

could have learned from the men i've dated

that a wolf can be quite a devotee

once he's domesticated!

here's a lesson they should teach in school

when a girl gets curvy

and the boys all drool

if math and science just ain't your style

just give that teacher a wink and a smile

for a passing grade

you won't have to wait

and you can thank him later when you graduate

cause i never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

no

i never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

if a nice diploma you wanna get

well

then

make that teacher the student's pet

yeah

i never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

you never know where a wolf might crouch

but his natural habitat's the casting couch

so take lots of pictures of the wildlife

to tell the wolf you could share with his wife

the hunter gets captured by the game

then leo the lion will be roaring your name!

yeah

i never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

no

i never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

if your face and figure are whistle bait

then honey

you'll have the keys to the studio gate!

yeah

i never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

the three little piggies sure had it wrong

when the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song

he was huffin' and puffin' sayin' marilyn