i think i'm a clone now

isn't it strange

feels like i'm lookin' in the mirror

what would people say

if only they knew that i was

part of some geneticist's plan

born to be a carbon copy man

there in a petri dish late one night

they took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so i say

i think i'm a clone now

there's always two of me just a-hangin' around

i think i'm a clone now

'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

look at the way

we go out walking close together

i guess you could say

i'm really beside myself

i still remember how it began

they produced a carbon copy man

born in a science lab late one night

without a mother or a father

just a test tube and a womb with a view

i think i'm a clone now

there's always two of me just a-hangin' around

i think i'm a clone now

'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

i think i'm a clone now

and i can stay at home while i'm out of town

i think i'm a clone now

'cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

signing autographs for my fans

come and meet the carbon copy man

livin' in stereo

it's all right

well i can be my own best friend and i can send myself for pizza so i say

i think i'm a clone now

another one of me's always hangin' around

i think i'm a clone now

'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

i think i'm a clone now

i've been on oprah winfrey - i'm world renowned

i think i'm a clone now

and every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

i think i'm a clone now

that's my genetic twin always hangin' around

i think i'm a clone now

'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

i think i'm a clone now