i wanna put my willy in gta v

i hopped onto the net today

saw a link to the trailer for gta

so straight away i pressed play

in wait to be blown away

i saw a couple walk

through the mist on the beach

the pink light blissfully sweet

you could instantly see

the emission of heat

the sand on your feet

and wind from the sea

joggers run past on the promenade

then the camera pans up long and hard

there's no mistakin' it

from the palms in the valley

we're in l.a. gta: san andreas

a familiar name to the badass players

but as beautiful as it is

it could use a couple of clips

of gore galore

a smorgasbord of footage

of bloods and crips

popping some clips

that was one of the best things

hey

is that carlton

from the fresh prince?

loads of peeps on the hard streets

but no sign of a car thief

my god

i hope i get to actually

drive a wind turbine

sweet!

i couldn't give a fuck for a crop duster

i want to hit a cop

with a knuckle duster

don't psychoanalyze me

in real life

i'm quite nice

see?

i see tai chi and exterminators

have replaced hot coffee like a percolator

not rock climbing and a driving range

let's see more signs of guys in pain

i want an overload of action shots

those moments happen lots

and are why we play gta

everyday and simply cannot stop

hahaha!

grand theft auto v

grand theft auto v

oh

isn't it exciting?