i was only kidding

when i said that i'd be faithful

when i promised i'd be true

when i swore that i could never

be with anyone but you

when i told you that i loved you

with those tender words i spoke

i was only kidding

now

can't you take a joke?

when i said that i need you

baby

when i told you that i really care

when i said that i can't live without you

when i said i'd follow you anywhere

when i said you could always trust me

when i said i'd never leave you flat

well

guess what? i was only kidding

baby

i can't belieeeeve you fell for that! you're so gullible. i was only kidding

you thought that was for real?

i was only kidding

now i'm sorry if you misunderstood

but the fact remains

i was only kidding

baby

baby

i was. only kidding

well

i guess i got you pretty good

now listen. when i said that i love you

baby

from the very bottom of my heart

when i said that i miss you so badly

every second we're apart

when i swore that you're just getting more and more

beautiful every day

well

i was only kidding

honey

what's the matter with you anyway? let me tell you something

i was only kidding

you understand

don't ya?

i was only kidding

well

i guess it probably hurts you alot

but you gotta know

i was only kidding

come on now

get a clue

i was only kidding

i really love you. not!

when i said you oughta marry

when i said that we should settle down

well

i was pullin' your leg there

honey

i was just foolin' around

you see

i -- i never meant to upset you

darlin'

i never meant to hurt anyone

i was only kidding

baby

why don't you just put down that gun?

let's talk this over

i was only kidding

whatch where you're pointing that thing

hey

i'm sorry if your heart is broke. you gotta realize

i was only kidding

aww

yeah

i was only kidding

now

honey

can't you take a joke?

i was only kidding

i was only kidding

i was only kidding

i was only kidding

i didn't lie to you

i was only kidding. yes indeed

baby

baby

you know

hey!