i wish i was your phone

i wish i was your phone

i wish i was your phone

i'd always be by your side and you'd never leave me alone

if i was your phone

i wish i was your screen

i wish i was your iphone screen

you'd look at me like i was the greatest thing you'd ever seen

if i was your screen

i wish i was your case

i wish i was your iphone case

you would hold me oh so tight in that loving warm embrace

if i was your case

but i'm just a guy

i don't get wifi

and i'm not made by apple

i'm not an iguy

i just wish i could connect with you

the way that you and that damn telephone do

i wish i was your phone

i wish i was your phone

but you dropped me and you broke me and you left me all alone

forgot about our love and brought that newer model home

and he's faster and he's smarter and he's got facial recognition

fuck you and your phone