ice scream fun

i'm going to kill some kids today!

i'm looking for the plubby ones!

i'm going to find some chubby kids

and then we're gonna have some ice scream fun!

i'm going to catch some kids today

and turn them into something sweet!

i'm gonna snatch a batch of tasty kids

and make myself a fluffy

frozen treat!

i'm going to slay some kids today

and when the dirty deed is done

i'll mash 'em into meat sorbet

and then we're gonna have some ice scream fun!

i'm going to get some tubby tweens

and freeze 'em with my frozen breath!

although i'm out of shape and some escape

i swear i'll scare those children half to death!

i want the perfect

pudgy kid

cause i'm an ice cream snob. i need some new ingredients

and boy

i love my job!

some killers wield machetes and

some psychos are fond of knives-

well

i rely on ice cream

to ruin people's lives!

i'm gonna hunt some kids today!

and trap some children in my truck!

and only bloated brats will do

because fat-free ice cream sucks!

i'm going to chase some kids today

no matter where they try to run!

and if you called the cops-

i'd probably stop. but i'll be back again to getcha!

and when i finally catch ya

we're finally gonna

have a

ton of

ice scream fun!

time to have some ice scream fun!