idiot box

ces cru

after a word from a sponsor

watch us make a monster

lights

camera

action

read the teleprompter

on to the next

tragic filled catastrophe

a natural disaster of the homicide you had to see

and as they weave the story

and help ya disconnect

cuz it's told to you by guys in suit and ties behind a desk

they makin' entertainment outta everybody's stress

so much mal downtown kansas city off the spec'

you never had to step your pretty shoes on the block

so i'll pretend you care about the news that you watch

havin' conversation about whose gettin' shot

just be glad it's not you that's pursued by the cops

your five story house with your immigrant maid

you only likes to hurt cuz she doesn't get in the way

you ain't driven by where the indigants? stay

just turn to super nanny

teach your kids to behave

the idiot box

the idiot box

we sit and we watch this dang idiot box

the idiot box

the idiot box

the idiot box

we need to turn that off

no matter how you see it

ain't no i in me that

they starin' at me like i was miley cyrus' back

but if i do a fat track

channels by the comcast

then i can catch the result and most recent bomb blast

whatever i don't catch

i'm damn sure to tivo

couch potato

sofa potato

don't eat no

considerin' i'm rappin' in bluray

the new ces cru reality show is airin' this tuesday

another idiot box is where they found hussein

so what i watch re-runs

i'm wonderin' whose sane

i lose weeks to it

i fall asleep to it

get swill

pass out in front of it

sleep through it

a new flat idiot box is hard to find

the signal will be dead by 2009 though

still keep in mind

they keepin' yo state of mind

on some buy this here

that though

outta yo mind

now all i need is hd tv with dvd

picture and picture on three screens

a clicker for each

first screen the chiefs' kicker

second screen

royals' relief pitcher

third screen

denise richards

fake punt

shotgun

and a flee flicker

a long bomb dropped

ya'll play on man

while denise fidd'n to lay on sand

photo-shoot

ass naked in the shower gettin' sprayin' tan

pullin' me in it's suckin' my brain

i can't refrain

from oglin' what's his name

warmin' up in the bullpen

the royals' never win

any way this is bull shit

i'd rather watch denise babble on with her full lips

as i watch the screen

my eyes locked

i lean in and listen

like i'm lost in dream

it's that drug that i need

for the box i fiend

it's keeps my brain washed for me like oxyclean

i need the. the idiot box

the idiot box

we sit and we watch this dang idiot box

the idiot box

the idiot box

the idiot box

we need to turn that off