idiot school

if there was an idiot school

i would be the top of the class

i know i acted the fool

i know i fell on my. ask me why i left you high and dry

only to wind up lonely

how could i be so cruel?

i must've been to idiot school. if there was a stupid degree

i'd be a qualified klutz

you gave all your loving to me

i gave you a kick in the. not so long ago you loved me so

and i was your one and only

i threw away a jewel

i must have been to idiot school!

we knew when i went away

that one day you'd forget me

i'd come running back today

but you won't let me. if there was an idiot school

i would be the top of the class

i know i acted the fool

i know i fell on my. ask me why i left you high and dry

only to wind up lonely

how could i be so cruel?

i must have been to idiot school!

if there was a stupid degree

i'd be a qualified klutz

you gave all your loving to me

i gave you a kick in the. not so long ago you loved me so

and i was your one and only

i threw away a jewel

i must've been to idiot school!