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i don't think that your wife likes me

i don't think that your wife likes me

and why do you suppose that that is?

i don't know

maybe

maybe it's because we go drinking

yeah

maybe it's 'cause you and i go drinking together

and on occasion we take in an off broadway show

or maybe it's because i'm famous

yeah

maybe she's just a little bit jealous

or maybe it's because i was married

and now i'm divorced

on the telephone she sounds so hostile

on the telephone she sounds so hostile to me

and when i see her the smile that she flashes me

well

it's kind of forced

anyway

i-i don't think that your wife likes me

i don't think that your wife likes me

i'm famous and she's jealous

and she probably thinks i'm full of crap

and i don't think that your wife trusts me

now i don't think that your wife trusts you

she thinks i take you out to eighth avenue to catch the. clap your hands

i don't think that your wife likes me

i don't think that your wife likes me

you know

i detest your wife

did i ever tell you that before? ha-ha

why do you suppose that that is?

i don't know